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• Reviewed by stompyboy grade 4 / 10

  Horrible but I enjoyed it anyway.

  Everything you could want in a disaster movie: prohibition tunnels, CGI hippos, implausible science, a fat chihuahua in a leather jacket, and Mariska Hargitay's much less talented doppelganger. Oh, and earthquakes. Everything about this movie was terrible but I enjoyed it anyway.

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• Reviewed by mlyb grade 1 / 10

  what total crap

  i never wrote a movie review before. i had to after watching this one. this the absolute crappiest movie i ever watched. terrible acting, computer graphics. total garbage.there is a total lack of realism. there is almost no one else in the movies but the actors. total lack of extras participating which makes it feel so fake,

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• Reviewed by marea67 grade 6 / 10

  Not the best, but not the worst either.

  So, a scientist finds a way to predict earthquakes rather accurately, but no one will believe her. Check. Family is spread all over. Check. They MUST reunite. Check. In an impossible place. Check. They do all sorts of impossible things and are sometimes EXTREMELY lucky. Check. I knew 10 minutes into the movie who will survive, regardless of what happens. Check. But I once got passed that, it's quite an entertaining movie. It's definitely not 'the worst' one ever. I've seen worse movies. The characters are sympathetic enough for me to want them to survive. Sometimes characters are so annoying that I just want them to be crushed or die a slow horrible death, so I consider my liking them a plus. The special effects were... entertaining... let's leave it that. Yes, that hippo-moment had me laughing out loud, but comic relief is good. I've seen better movies, true, but I've also seen worse.

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